关于好听的英文笑话简短

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a physics examination

once in a physics examination, nick finished the first question very soon, while his classmates

were thinking it question was: when it thunders why do we see the lighting first, then

hear the thunderrolls? nick's answer: because our eyes are before ears.

一次物理考试

在一次物理考试时，当同学们都还在苦思冥想时，尼克很快就答好了第一个问题。

这个问题是：为什么在打雷时，我们总是先看到闪电后听到雷声?

尼克的回答是：因为眼睛在前，耳朵在后。

a lady lost her handbag. it was found by an honest little boy and returned to her. looking in her purse, she commented, "hmmm.... that's funny. when i lost my bag there was a $20 bill in it. now there are twenty $1 bills."

一个女人丢了手提包，有一个诚实的小孩捡到后交还给了她。她看了看钱包，说：“嗯，这么有趣，我丢的时候里面是一张20美元，现在成了20张一美元。”

the boy quickly replied, "that's right, lady. the last time i found a lady's purse, she didn't have any change for a reward."

“没错，夫人。”小男孩立刻回答道，“上次我捡到钱包时，那位夫人没有零钱奖赏给我。”

a teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. she started her class by saying, "everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!"

一个老师在对学生们讲心理学，“谁认为自己蠢就站起来?”她一开始就说。

little johnny then stood up.

小约翰尼站了起来。

the teacher said, "do you think you're stupid, johnny?"

“你认为你很蠢吗，小约翰尼?”老师问。

"no, ma'am, but i hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"

“不是的，老师，我只是不喜欢看你一个人站着。”

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