One day a doctor went to a store and bought a pair of shoes. Before he left the shoes counter, he asked the salesgirl: " How long will this pair of shoes last?"
"It depends. If you don t use it, the shoes will never wear out."
Several days later the salesgirl fell ill and went to a hospital. And the happened to be the customer she served. After the girl got the prescription from the doctor, she asked: "How soon will I get better with the medicine?"
"It depends. " The doctor answered, "If you don t use it, you will never get better.中文:
一天,一位医生到鞋店买了双鞋。他在离开柜台之前,问售货员:“这双鞋能穿多长时间?“
“看情况而定。如果您不穿它,那它们永远也不会坏。”
几天后,这位售货员病了,去医院看病。这位医生碰巧是那位顾客。
当售货员拿了处方后,问道:“吃了这药,我的病多长时间才能好呀?”
“看情况而定。”医生说,“如果你不吃药,你的病永远也好不了。”
英语笑话:看情况而定 It depends
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