A little girl was talking to her teacher about teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because, even though it was a very large mammal, its throat was very little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a tated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human, it was physically little girl said, "Well, when I get to Heaven, I will ask Jonah."The teacher asked, sarcastically, "What if Jonah went to Hell?"The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."一个小女孩和她的老师在说鲸鱼。老师说,鲸鱼不可能吞了一个人,因为,即使这是一个非常大的哺乳动物,它的喉咙是非常小。小女孩说,约拿被一条鲸鱼吞噬。老师恼火的重申鲸鱼不能吞下一个人身体是不可能的。小女孩说, "好吧,当我到达天堂,我会问约拿" 。老师问,反讥道: "什么,如果约拿到地狱呢" ?小女孩回答说: "那你问他" 。
英语笑话:Don't argue with the children
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